Joel's random ramblings

2009-12-03T23:44:00.001-08:00

birthday~~

2009-07-29T07:59:00.000-07:00

What separates the man and slaves?
A man decides, a slave obeys.
But what of the one who decides to obey?

2009-07-13T05:03:00.000-07:00

I'm trapped in the problem again. Urgh...
Why does it feel like a constant cycle!!!
Somewhere out there, there's probably someone laughing at the joke of my life.
So Sianx, i MUST NOT LET FEELINGS GET THE BETTER OF ME.
And yet, i cannot numb myself to not show any expressions.
confused.
Is man a master of his own destiny,
or but a slave of fate?
Has my life already been written down,
or is my story written with every thing i do?
why do i do what i do.

2009-07-12T08:21:00.001-07:00

Project deadlines are all next week, ahhHH!
Been at home all day trying to do my part but.. :( Darn u addictive dota:(
oh wells.. i'm definately not gonna rant about school work in my post again, sooo...
INTRODUCING MY GAME: TEH SIX DEGREES OF HITLER
Simple game i amused myself with during my breaks.
Firstly, go to wikipedia or any wikia, like uncylopedia!!
Click random page.
Now, using only internal links, try to navigate to the page on Mr. Adolf!
In six clicks.
Surprisingly fun, and brainless, whoo!!!

2009-07-05T07:57:00.000-07:00

I just finished watching war of the worlds and.. WTH, the aliens die from microrganisms? Super let down ending sia.. But still think teh movie quite nice, humans getting owned( Stupid humans!:D)
Anyways, i'm here to ruin the suprise for everyone who's waiting for season three of heroes.. I watched it in America and....
PeterfromthefutureshotNathanSylarturnsgoodworkstocapturevilliansMohinderisspiderman (got tat?) and the season premier was months ago dammit!!! channel 5 can go die lar... LOL!!

2009-06-16T09:06:00.001-07:00

RANT!
welcome to the section of the show where i rant about everything and anything! Health warning! this post is about one step away from an ecliptic seizure!! infaact, i think i'm going bat f*** insane(google it)!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHH!
oh wells.. normalize.normalize.
Alritey, numero uno: that crazy dude who's poisoning cats at some condo. Ain't gonna encourage u, cuz tat'll draw alot of flak, but.. that's one crazy way to control the cat population!!!! wat i wanna rant is tat teh condo cat lovers.. are setting up patrols to find this dude.. so that they can catch him secretly. too bad they also decided to tell the newspapers! imagine a sign in wherethe****istan saying: OSAMAS SECRET HIDEOUT. goodness, if only it were that easy! well.. here'sthe thing. the guy knows you're looking for him. he's probably waking up at noon everyday, looks out of the window and laughs at your patrols from 3am till then! Ain't going to catch him like that... Unless he's an idiot of cause, which most ppl who do these things are. In that case, you can ignore everything i just wrote.

number 2! my life, yeah,apparently more important than dead cats! on to the restructuring! i'm waiting and watching.. hopefully a change of group=change of enviroment..
in other words,my shepherd better meet me at least once a month dammit! i'm supposed to be a
taken care of after a transfer rite!!! LOL

2009-06-15T06:54:00.000-07:00

Amazing revelations

I've just reached an amazing revelation. i do not have a life outside of my youth buddies.. Yeah, tat really really really really sucks.. youth had their camp from fri-mon.. and in that space of times, i did a grand total oF... NOTHING. sian la, matthew, shing yang, yi cong and ming quan in camp= no one to msn! additionally , nothing to do, no where to go out.. ARGH><>

WHAA!?!?

2009-06-09T01:03:00.000-07:00

Inbox Attack!!

well.. i've been busy (pretending to be) studying these few days, so dun really have much time to post about stuff.. HEHE. And i just found out about my inbox has been attacked.
All these emails about msn closing down ur account unless u forward that crap email? yeah, that one. I mean seriously, if msn wanted to check your account activity, would'nt they just ask you to reply a message from them.
SERIOUSLY, THINK PEOPLE! ><
and then there's all those ones about passing on the mail or bad luck and all that..
NO, I DON'T CARE IF I'M GONNA DIE AT 12AM, I REFUSE TO PASS ON THIS *BEEP*ING CURSED MAIL..
Anyways, besides highlighting the massiveness of human stupidity, i have nothing else to post.. Whahahas.. back to studying...

SWEE>

2009-06-08T07:38:00.001-07:00

To those who have treated me like dirt (special shout out to perry wong!)
Dear ____:

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this Earth
Unless You feel good where you are.

arh... closure at last. ><

2009-06-02T09:15:00.000-07:00

I have attached OBSE Presentation.
A few things:
1. Do NOT edit any of MY slides. Only edit your slides.
2. Joel please add your slides directly to the powerpoint under Joel Slides
3. Wu Ning and Zheng Jie do your Part c. You were already told to your part c. Add your Part c to Wu Ning and Zheng Jie slides respectively.
4. Wu Ning and Zheng Jie your Part a and c are not competent. Review the guidelines.
5. Any additions please send it to Joel to insert into the Final Powerpoint. From now on Joel will hold onto the Final Powerpoint
. 6. I suggest you guys add your respective slides tomorrow during the break before BCOMM. Work your ass guys, for this last project for the term!!Kartik

Thanks for putting things in perspective kartik.... ><
Well i haven't been working my ass off.
Hell, i haven't even started.. ( darn it prison break!)
hmm.. exam seems to be coming up... Whee, its all fun and games until the exams show up..
ARGH!

2009-05-31T23:34:00.000-07:00

Well.. The damm project presentation is over now.
NOw i sit here wondering......
WHY DID I PREPARE UNTIL 3AM WHEN ALL OF YOU JUST READ OFF THE SLIDES!
Sianz.. i'm gonna fail, and it ain't my fault.
Oh well, when life gives you lemons, shove them in the idiot's eyes!! *growl*

2009-05-31T11:07:00.000-07:00

Heyo everybody..it's 2am!!! WOOts.
why am i awake, you ask? well.. i'm rushing my itb project,which must be presented in 7hours..
'JOEL! stop blogging and do your *beep*ing homework alr!!!'
oh well.. every1 needs a break sometime.
ANYWAYS>< before i continue rambling..
thurs, Met steven lim and si min. yeah.. THE steven lim.
Whahahahahah! finally met that idiot in person! swee.
Friday, Taught victor the meaning of song boh!?
Saturday, Went on stage for testimony stuff, pic coming sooN!
Sunday, ITB.
MONday 2:12 am, ITB!!!!!
Addios amigos. my itb is calling me once again..

2009-05-17T19:20:00.000-07:00

LOL>< happy birthday shing yang.
Apparently there was a party and all tat on saturday, check yi cong's blog for pics!
pity i could'nt go.. but i'm happy in tertiary nonetheless..
Anyways, i managed to find them at zone x after service, for the 1st time, MING QUAN ISIN'T RAKING HIGH SCORES IN MARVEL VS CAPCOM! woots.. finally got chance for me.
Anyways, the highlight was that bernard asked me wad is my birthday again.. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, YoU WERE MY FUCKING SHEPHERD DAMMIT. he had better me very drunk.
oh well. i dun really care anyways, tertiary, A new start =)

2009-05-17T07:18:00.001-07:00

HeYo!~
know tat's been awhile since i last posted, but that's because of my freakin workload!!!
Darn... Which smartie went and told me that poly life would be easy? ARGH!!
Anyways.. in regard to my dota competition, i got 2nd, which isi'nt so bad until i realized there ain't no prize for second place.. NNNOOOO!!! Anyways, the NRA audition was'nt too bad, i did'nt screw up MAJORLY. oh well. i'll go take classes and I'LL BE BACK! *muahaha*
This also means that i needa choose a new cca.. STRESS! who new fun could be so hard...
Well, this concludes my swift update, back to microecons.. Boo.

2009-04-29T06:38:00.000-07:00

Dota competition on Friday... omt (oh my tian) omt omt...
I'M SO ANXIOUS!!!
anyways, the team is me ,clifford and his 3 contacts.. hahas. hopefully clifford will be able to train up his dota in 1 DAY! oh well... if i'm paying 10 dollars to join i had better at least reach the semi-finals rite? If we win by some miracle,(pretty please?) i'm gonna get an electric guitar! 800/5=160 yeah ><
On a side note, anyone wanna sell me a 2nd hand electric guitar.? hehes..

2009-04-27T22:04:00.001-07:00

LOL-.-
i'm in lt 24 of np, and the wireless is freakin lagging!!!
the msn takes like 3 min 2 reach, even when i msning the person next to me.. HAHAHA!
spamming in lectures is so fun.. while business statistics is...er... nvm!

2009-04-27T07:39:00.000-07:00

Heyo, it's joel again, reporting that HE'S ENJOYING POLY LIFE!
anyways, was just talking to alex and turns out his hair has been cut by the teacher.
THE new hair style of the year! Prada brand bowl cut..(no fringe) hehehe. np has no hair checks!! kid.
Anyways, this is wad happens later while we're discussing the diff btwn balestier hill sec and np:

Np-10↕(joL) Jay-oH-Ee-ellE™ says:
check the newspapers.
it's there
most pretty ppl = ba np!
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
lemme guess wad ure ganna say...
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
includine me?
Np-10↕(joL) Jay-oH-Ee-ellE™ says:
PLS DUN COME NP
WE NEEDA KEEP A REPUTATION
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
hahahs!!!
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
cough cough!!
yeah rite?!
Np-10↕(joL) Jay-oH-Ee-ellE™ says:
oh sure...
including u
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
yea... he is hawt
Np-10↕(joL) Jay-oH-Ee-ellE™ says:
...
*speechless*
i'm gonna paste this on my blog.
My tears drip like blood from an open wound. says:
hahahs... stunning huh!

sooo... the one in purple is mr alexander nicholas lim...
AND HE STILL THINKS HE"S HOT IN BANGS!
WHAHAHAHS

yippee.

2009-04-26T21:22:00.000-07:00

I WANT F(R)IENDS!!

2009-04-25T00:36:00.000-07:00

I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now.. LOL!
there's it IT in business homework that needs to be done by monday, but here i am blogging, msning and the works.. But seriously, what kind of question is ->
How much do you know about computers?
What am supposed to say??
er... the computer is .. er.. expensive? and black?
So, thats my excuse for not submitting my homework. Thanks teach.

LOL>< i'm back!

2009-04-23T22:34:00.000-07:00

soo...
i'm finally back to blogging after my long abscence from posting! yayyyY!! anyways, it's probably cuz i finally got a new laptop, courtesy of np's use of laptop's in class. Anyways, as this is a new start, (changing church service, school) i'll begin with talking about....
MY 7 AWESOME MOMENTS IN YHOPE YOUTH!:(no particular order._.)
7->HUIYANG'S FORFEIT SPHREE
lol's.. counting number's, when it hit's 5, the person forfeits. poor huiyang, there were only 5 of us there... HEHE!
6-> MATTHEW'S CAREGROUP GAME'S
'hey joel, passme playing cards.."
*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
"hmmm... let's play chop chilli chop, don't need cards"
5->SI YUAN'S DOTA THEORIES
"u know arh.. if i buy this and this and this, and do this, i'll win"
Unfortunately, the keyword was 'if'..LOL!
4-> WATCHING BATTLE ROYALE IN CAMP
hmm... tis was wen i was in sec 2>? the show is like m18 sia! lol!
last night of camp, we all gathered in paul room and use his laptop watch..
3->CENTRAL STAGE DANCE PRESENTATION
3 highlights= fang wei the lion king. ming quan the 'small' hippo. steph the squirrel
2->HILARIOUS DOTAISTS!
victor versus wei feng? lol. Paul suciding to kill creeps? lolol. 5 ppl to kill si yuans poor pugna. over and over again. LOL! Best moment ever-------> elwin's mouth open and staring into space when you kill him.
"OMG! i'm dead? i'm dead?!?!? wha liao!!! muz be u cheat one la!'
1-> HUI YANG'S KALUMPAN(is it spelled correctly?) FRENZY
kelumpan, dagon, laser, rocket, rearm, KELUMPaN!!!!!!!

2007-06-14T03:50:00.000-07:00

just came back from camp!!
my blog really seems dead..
am i procrastinating?
lemme think abt it..
later...
anyways, camp was really fun
at singapore sports school
too bad i was sick on the third day
sianx
i practice for 2 weeks for the dance
and end up sick..
lol
cannot perform.
also had other roles in camp!
game master.
i thot onli need lead games
end up need to move chairs..
tie 4000 water bombs!!
so tired,,

btw: dun expect me to post again for a ;long long long long long long long long long long long long long time..
(i;m juz too lazy)=.>

2007-04-03T04:40:00.000-07:00

2007-04-03T04:26:00.000-07:00

finally..
i have posted (muahahas)
even si min complain.
so long meh??
2 months lidat?
nvm..
school start liao..
sovery boring..
nothing to write
wanna hear abt my mission trip to sibu during march holidays?
of cuz u do, u got no choice

wells...
its in east m'sia
had alot of fun with the local church ppl
they speak chinese not sibuen..
u muz b thinking.
whaaaaa.. joel chinese?
jia lat
rite?
ha!!!!
i spoke chinese there and share christ too..
amazed at the ethusiasm of da ppl.
1 hour in a mall..
5 convert,we all chiong
on tat day b4 i taugh them the bridge diagram way of sharing christ
they really copied the drawing to the last detail
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oso amazed by the way they care for others..
one of the day i was sick..
the whole church pray for me
take care of me..
even got people cook porridge for me..
when i not asleep , everyone ask me how i feeling..
like< the whole church leh..
one will come and ask"u felling beter?"
me:"yah thks"
me (thinkin) "who's tat?????"
still got alot of really amazing stuff..
like i share testi in front of church.
but i lazy write..
so here are some pics..

2007-01-11T00:08:00.000-08:00

wow long time no blog....
joseph has already started to complain...
complain complain complain.....
hahas...
juz something funny to share....
2day had a survey...
1 question is wat religion..
easy rite?????????????????/
NO!!!!
1 person write:free tinker...
lol
techer dun wan say name..
aww..
too bad...
can't taunt...
nvm..
oso had to select rep ..
teacher:who shall be bio rep??
me(and others)..:jireh!!!
teacher:who be treasurer??
me(and others): jireh!!!!!!!!!!!
lol..

2006-12-04T04:04:00.000-08:00

yesterday was my birthday....
no one noticed but...
yesterday was my birthday
yeah....
there was going to be a bbq
but pll can't come...
so...
nvm...
*DEPRESSED*

2006-11-19T04:07:00.000-08:00

I HAVE FINALLY LINKED ALL THE PPL.
today..
for all u ppl complaining i take so long to do it.

IT IS DONE..

also changed the blogskin for the yhope info com blog
i did a nice one..
but it was too..
CHILDISH.
so i changed it..
hopefully alvin likes it..
hmmppff.........

2006-11-14T21:42:00.000-08:00

haven updated for a long time..
*warning this is gonna be a long post*

*monday*
went to prayer meet at amk ministry house
chee sun want to meet me and ray at 2.30
i was there at..
2.30
ray??
3.00
chee sun?
3.15... .___.
nvm..
at least got book
hey hey....
"just walk across the room"
good book...
talk about how and when to share the gospel..
so yeah.....
i fasting for monday 2 meals.....
breakfast and lunch..
chee sun fast 1 meal and 1 entertainment..
SO RAY AND CHEE SUN WENT TO EAT LUNCH
i sat there and watch..
*whimper*...
so was talking about dun follow them
go play dota by myself..
then still dare joke...
chee sun:eh..go play dun EAT other ppl ahh..
ray:yeah..also play pudge dun dismember ahh..
chee sun:maybe play broodmother lah..use insatiable hunger
joel:argghh!!!!!!!!!!
nvm......
so i sat there smell all the food while they eat.
then 4.30 went to prayer meet..
chee sun supposed to unlock door
of the ministry house.
then realise ..
DUN HAVE KEY!!!!!!!!
so we stand there..
in fact,
the whole unit stand there..
nvm..
fang wei ran a cross country to get it at nyp..
got in at 5.00 *fast!!*
then some problem..
someone never prepare..
all the staff go inside a room prepare
5.45 then start..
7 something end..
*hungry..*
so ray, andrew,pris and her bro decide go bishan eat..
did i mention i was fasting??
whaa...my the time we reach there..
i was half dead...
nvm...
once we eat finish..
they wanna play b ball...
i waiting for parents pick me up..
so follow lor...
imagine..
me playing b ball in jeans and polo tee..
then never wear belt.
*forgot mah...*
in the end,
meet terrance there..
he wearing the 2 peace class tee play b ball...
*smart*
mine is already a floor cloth...

2006-11-08T21:12:00.000-08:00

watch this..
south park..
funny..
bloody...
gory..
what are you waiting for??
watch it already!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuYZLBIKhnE

2006-10-29T02:41:00.000-08:00

the school year has ended...
2 peace has split up...
am gonna miss most of da class..
Amanda Soh
Blessing Joseph
Brenda
Peggy
Si Min
Farah
Gena
Michelle
Heather
Jolina
Felicia
Renice
Xin Min
Wan Jun
Amy
Amanda Lim
Lina
Sandra
Kai Wen
Nazatul Shima
Joleen
Noren
Kirin
Rachel
Hin Wen
Si Hui
Remy
Darren
Eugene
Joel
Jia Hao
Bendexter
all the times....
TIME REALLY DOES FLY..
......

2006-10-25T02:37:00.000-07:00

wow..
WHAT AN EXICITING DAY IN SCHOOL
nah....
jk jk
it was boring...
duh..
they had this indian act going on
they say it was made hundreds of years ago
they had this men come in big costumes and all.
and acted out the deepavali story..
then at the end of it.
i was rudely awakened...
when the demon god actor guy come down
and sat right next to me..
scary..
imagine ..
you wake up and you see.
something like this!!
yeah...with all his make up..
he really had a red face..
ahhh!!!!
then he started taking bags as part of the play
i quickly put my bag behind me...
whew...

some students started to throw bottle caps at him
THE GUY DID NOT EVEN NOTiCE!!
guess it was too much padding on his clothing....
lol =>

2006-10-24T02:23:00.000-07:00

well..
i went to blessing's blog
always been wondering how she puts music in a blog
i know..and yes.. i am a n00b
finally manage to go that i music thing...
spent an hour browsing for songs
finally came up with this
haven been doing much during the past few hours
just watching t.v
(see previous post)
yeah.
i can't even remember what i watch t.v for
.. =>
*objective complete*..

2006-10-23T22:56:00.001-07:00

the report books were released yesterday..
then came the subject combi form..
you need to get 70% to take 8 subject..
i got..
69.4
.6 more
arghh!!!!
have to go principal office to appeal..
BEG..
parents not very happy to need to BEG..
kena grounded..
today there is a yhope games day..
cannot go cause i am GROUNDED
...........................
what to do on this fine fine day -.-''
cannot go out.....
*depressed*
andrew tell me not to think about it..
fine,
i shall watch the t.v
*stares blankly into t.v screen*

2006-10-12T04:31:00.000-07:00

1st day of marking days holidays..
mum won't let me go out.
have to stay home and bio-degrade.-.-''
got nothing to do at home.
cuz everthing is in boxes
(we're moving soon...)
so stay at home..
take out a paper absent-mindedly and started drawing
ended up with..
*tada*..
the picture at the top!=>
yeah..
the whole post is to show off my drawing..
nice rite??(answer not required)

exams are over!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-11T07:21:00.000-07:00

THE EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah...the name says it all.
anyways dexter,remy,eugene jeremy and i decided to play lan..
eugene had libary meeting, remy, dexter got moe thing...
unfair leh..they exam over still need to do maths survey.
So that left me with my *cough cough* best fren...*cough cough*
so jeremy and i went to his house for him to change...
45min to get there,
5 min to change,
45min to go back.....
we asked eugene to meet ask at amk raiders at 12.
jeremy and i reached there at...*drum roll*
1.30!!!!
poor guy....funny though,
HE ACTUALLY SAT THERE AND WAITED FOR US!!
so jeremy,eugene and i went to goodspeed lan....raiders got age limit..
we met with chee san... play with him..
kenna thrashed like siao....-.-''
remy and dexter cannot get com..
so we went to orchard to play.
chee san was supposed to follow us rite???
yeah...he was...
guess wat??
he sat there and continue to play......
so at orchard we play 2v3..
and.. for the first time,i actually OWNED...
by the time game end it was 5.45.
wiped out my savings to pay for the price.
I ACTUALLY PLAYED 3 HOURS!!
umm... tats ABT ALL..
I SHALL STOP HERE..and maybe......
play more lan???

boring............

2006-10-01T05:49:00.000-07:00

todae is my grandma's birthday. went to their house at 2pm......left late at nite.....
wat did i do there??? carem™...spent hours just playing and playing and playing.finger sore liao. the 'adults' spend the whole day singing karoke.''wo wao bian cen ............zan zai lu bian.....''argh!!!!!!!!!
anyways, i sat outside of the karoke room playing to preserve my sanity...will upload the photos soon...
oh yeah....then there was this man,came and play with me,i think he's my relative........ my father the brother the son the cousin the wife the father..or something like that..
so, he came to play and thrashed me....we played wh0 get the most score.
how many did i get??..tada!!!!*fireworks* 1... -.-''
he kinda got the rest...
oh man..lit exam tomoro. ..better start studying.....

stalkers.

2006-09-27T04:26:00.000-07:00

yeah....finally got a blog...
well..my first post..
todae...hmmmmm.....kk
eugene and i decided to take revenge on his "stalker".
so, i, being the ever helpful one..agreed
we went to the void deck there lor..waited and waited and waited and waited and waited.......finaly, she came out of kcp....waving frantically/hysterically/deliriously/crazy..we screamed the name...................

First blood!!!! =>

then there was the second time....and the third time....wont bore you with the details though....ask si min urself. anyways.........she is pretty scared now.yeah...revenge!!!!!!!!!!